Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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