Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
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