Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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