I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
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