suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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