I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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