sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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