It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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