we have officially lost it.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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