i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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