It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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