Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Damn victory sex feels great
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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