just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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