I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
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Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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