We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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