he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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