I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
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