he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
it hurts more in the daytime
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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