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So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
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