p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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