that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Who died my cat blue again?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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