Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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