They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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