I feel like I'm in dance class right now
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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