He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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