dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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