Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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