is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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