He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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