So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
