whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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