so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Randomize
