:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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