Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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