NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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