is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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