Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Randomize
