I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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