How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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