whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
this boner is exhausting
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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