No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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