Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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