He is an equal opportunity slut.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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