Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
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