out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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