So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i just made my gag reflex go away.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
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