I wish i was in the wii world.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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