Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
