we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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