I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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