too bad you live with your parents still
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Mom said you looked used
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
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