If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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